Sometimes stripper

ONLY COMES WHEN SHE’s dead broke to make 100 dollars
JASSS ALWAYS BROKE HOW IF U HAVE A PUSSY SHE A SOMETIMES STRIPPER SHE ONLY COMES WHEN SHE DEAD BROKE
by NOT THE GAS November 23, 2021
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Its Sometimes Yetis

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.
Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
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I mean, sometimes

To draw attention to a unique or random occurrence by pretending or acting like the event isn’t random
Chase: I am walking around the park and I found out that the coworker I hate moved into the neighborhood!
Nathan: I mean, sometimes. . .
by thebeardwonder April 20, 2024
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we will get up sometime

We will hang sometimes, but truthfully its never going to happen.
He nice to see you!....you got my number?....ok, we will get up sometime....
by Lmrtheoneandonly April 05, 2017
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sometime in december

Someone (who you personally know) will kill you while you are away from home. They will be too short to choke you so they will strangle you to death.
Time: sometime in December
You: “Hey wassup shortie
Shortie: *pulls out ropes*
by NotThePed0FromUrNeighborhood September 26, 2021
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Sometimes Day

February 17 is national Sometimes Day. This celebrates all the things that you only do sometimes. It’s a day to indulge and do things you wouldn’t normally do
Person 1: “hey do you wanna go out for a drink?”
Person 2: “no I only do that sometimes”
Person 1: “well it is the 17th…”

Person 2: “oh yeah it is sometimes day
by Ace McNasty February 02, 2024
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sometimes dog

A dog I’m only responsible for sometimes.
The dog I look after when his family goes away is my sometimes dog. The perfect arrangement for people who aren’t allowed pets in their apartment.
On Tuesdays I hang out with my sometimes dog
by Moët686 October 09, 2018
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