Dude 1: Hey, Jenny's got her period, so it's a no go
Dude 2: What's her number?
Dude 1: Are you a fucking red roller?
Dude 2: (awkward silence)
Dude 2: What's her number?
Dude 1: Are you a fucking red roller?
Dude 2: (awkward silence)
by tuna y red July 3, 2009
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by Mr wilkes August 29, 2019
Get the full roller mug.A ROLLER SKATER is someone who does not like to commit to issues, relationships, or situations long term. They like the initial excitement, then they just skate off and leave everyone else to deal with the messes they make.
“Danielle likes to start a bunch of s***, but she never likes to stick around to face the music! She’s such a ROLLER SKATER!”
by DeadHead68 June 24, 2021
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by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019
Get the Master Roller mug.1. Someone who makes the honor roll.
2. Martin Prince's NASA-designed soapbox derby car from the 1991 Simpsons episode 'Saturdays of Thunder'. (It is a play on the words 'honor roll' and 'Lunar Rover'.)
3. A total nerd.
2. Martin Prince's NASA-designed soapbox derby car from the 1991 Simpsons episode 'Saturdays of Thunder'. (It is a play on the words 'honor roll' and 'Lunar Rover'.)
3. A total nerd.
1. "Guess what, dad! Your son is officially an honor roller!"
2. "Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators." - Martin Prince on 'Honor Roller'
3. "Haha! Look at that shirt! 'Honor roller'... what a dork!"
2. "Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators." - Martin Prince on 'Honor Roller'
3. "Haha! Look at that shirt! 'Honor roller'... what a dork!"
by Jacopo August 21, 2009
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A poo roller is the name given to a small piece of excrement that has been left behind in ones undergarments.
To be classed as a 'poo roller' the piece of excrement should be at least the size of a raisin, anything smaller and it is mealy a stubborn poo stripe or a textured skid mark. It should also be no larger than a grape as this then falls in to the category of a normal poo and would probably weigh too much to remain in ones undergarment.
To be classed as a 'poo roller' the piece of excrement should be at least the size of a raisin, anything smaller and it is mealy a stubborn poo stripe or a textured skid mark. It should also be no larger than a grape as this then falls in to the category of a normal poo and would probably weigh too much to remain in ones undergarment.
For Example: At school when you had a swimming lesson (for those fortunate enough too have that facility) you would all get changed together and leave your undergarments hanging over the peg in the changing rooms. It was then common practice for children to then inspect the undergarments of other children in the search of poo stripes or skid marks.
Whilst this sneaky inspection was being carried out, sometimes as the elastic on the undergarment was lowered for inspection a small piece of excrement would roll freely (sometimes high into the air depending on the undergarments elastic) and resulting in either hitting the inspector straight in the face or speeding along the ground towards other petrified onlookers.
So be warned and watch out for that 'poo roller'!
Whilst this sneaky inspection was being carried out, sometimes as the elastic on the undergarment was lowered for inspection a small piece of excrement would roll freely (sometimes high into the air depending on the undergarments elastic) and resulting in either hitting the inspector straight in the face or speeding along the ground towards other petrified onlookers.
So be warned and watch out for that 'poo roller'!
by H20's April 4, 2008
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