Roadman

The act of being so incredibly bad at games that is shocks everyone and makes them questions how you can breath without vital machines.

Oh, so you're a roadman at games?

by Roadman Victim December 27, 2025

Roadman

Teen (13-25) who live in the poor ends of London. Wears nike/adidas/hoodrich puffer jacket with sagging tracksuit pants and always carrying a shank (knife). Always wearing a balaclava with a hood over their head and always flashing gang signs. Got poor grades in school and their mom is single. Doing drugs and stealing on a daily . Chilling with their "mandem" at the chicken and chip shop and listening to hard UK Drill. They speak the "Roadman language" and get all the h0es

Jackson: "Yo see dat leng shawty over dere"
Jake: "Wanna smoke a spliff wiv de mandem ting"
Michael: "De Feds on my case man"
Jeramiah: "FREE ____!"
Me: "Those boys are all defo roadman!"

by Icant think of a username April 21, 2024