Ricer

A car that appears to be fast, but can be beat in a race by a 2010 Hyundai i30.

Dude, that Volvo S40 looked fast because of the hood scoop and spoiler, but under the hood, that thing is a ricer!

by NTRthepoger July 22, 2021

Ricer

Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement
( means horrific mods done to good cars)

ricer "my honda civic has a vtec with 9000 horsepower"
me "piss off"

by car ricer June 24, 2018

ricer

An individual who is convinced that adding a bodykit and custom paint job to a car will make more horsepower than a well tuned engine.

Any car that has more stickers than horsepower is an obvious ricer.

by Mad_Matt August 19, 2013

ricer

A honda civic, or small displacement 4 banger who is all show and no go. can be either import or domestic

My cousin is such a ricer, after he watched The Fast and The Furious, he went out and bought a honda civic, added a wing and 5 inch exhaust and got pwned by a mustang

by Johhny3tears August 1, 2009

Ricer

A slur for an asian person.
commonly used by racists

"Look at that Ricer over at McNoodles, bet he is doing his math homework right now.. Loser!"

- "shut up hoe"

by RiceMunchingKarateMan June 4, 2022

Ricer

Steven Batista

That Steven Batista is such a ricer with his white neon lights under his wheelwells!

by truhater June 2, 2015

Ricer

To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:

A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally

If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.

Person 1: Look at that fucking honda dude

Person 2: God damn ricer

by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018