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Pumping Irony

Going to the gym and doing an exercise at a higher weight than you'd planned simply because it was already on the bar and you're too lazy to change the plates.
The last guy left his plates on the bar after he finished. It's only 10 more pounds than I was going to do and I really don't feel like changing the plates. Fuck it, guess I'm pumping irony today.
by More_Libations June 4, 2015
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purpling

a mix of blue and red(boys and girl)
to be purple is to be a transvestite
ME:NO PURPLING
cross dresser: WHAT THE HELL IS PURPLING
ME: your purpling right now!
by atina March 15, 2008
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sludge-pumping

1.pumping raw sewage into or out of a container.

2.takes place during anal copulation when the fuck whos fucking the butt begins the production of anal excrement
"Little Sally was grossed out because she caught a whiff of my shit when I was sludge-pumping her"
by PrimeTimeR July 20, 2008
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Gas Pumping

An act of sexual foreplay involving 2-3 people. One person farting into their sexual partners mouth, this partner then breathes in the fart gas. This inhalation of fart gas should make them burp. This person then burps the fart gas either back into the farters mouth or into the mouth of the third person; depending on how many people there are.
"Hunny, Shall we get this gas pump going or what?"

"Oh I've never tried gas pumping before"

"Oh it's easy, il teach you"
by Chercules June 28, 2014
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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pumping wood

Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.
Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.
by PGZ May 13, 2005
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Pumping Knuckles

When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.
Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?

Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.
by arroni January 22, 2010
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