erotic portal

A slang term for the anal region, popularly used in hardware stores.
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"Fuck around and I'll stomp your erotic portal out!"

by Old Man Memory March 11, 2021

portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.

"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.

Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.

by MGTOW Black January 13, 2024

PORTALS

An album by Melanie Martinez released on March 31, 2023.

Oh My God, have you heard the new Melanie Martinez album PORTALS? It's so good!!!

by lamalandrina May 31, 2023

Portals

Portals is the 3rd studio album by American singer and songwriter Melanie Martinez. It’s a bop.

Person: “have you heard portals?”
Everyone with taste: “fuckk yeah!”

by Curlycue April 13, 2023