Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?

by Jonnyd January 11, 2014

Stay out of parking lots

Me (Who just pulled at at Walmart) 😨

Some Guy "Stay out of parking lots!"

Hym 😨 "Oh God no! "

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Parking Lot

A place where people go to film music videos and show off their fancy footwork - sometimes people park their cars there as well. Also a source of constant entertainment and joy for those whose apartments overlook them.

Let's go film this music video in the parking lot

by DougieW November 24, 2021

Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.

‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”

by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023

parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020

from the parking lot

when a player shoots a 3 from so far out that it is exaggerated out the be from the parking lot

Curry from the parking lot. BANG!

by gferaod May 14, 2022

car parking lot

The Thai variation for car park and parking lot.

As a car enthusiast, it's hard to see you ever complain in a car parking lot.

by EGGDAO February 14, 2023