Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.

Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...

by santy5666 July 20, 2010

Oh shit

Man, you know what oh shit means. You only searched this up to get some shit outta this!! So fine, if your that stupid, here is what the definition is.

Guy 1. Oh shit I dropped my fish!!
Guy 2. Oh shit that’s bad
Guy 1. Oh shit your right!!

Fish. Oh shit this is the end

Oh shit

by little boi coochie man November 10, 2020

Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.

Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024

Oh shit

Two words you never want to hear when working with nuclear power

“Oh shit!”

Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant

by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021

Oh shit

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.

Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it

Person 2: “Die”

Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”

by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022

Oh Shit!

Commonly used to describe a bad situation, and usually accompanied by a tone representing anger, fear, or stress.

OH SHIT! I LOST MY DOG!

Oh Shit! This can't be happening...

Oh Shit! I don't have much time left!

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

oh shit

Those famous words you say when you realize her head game is more than you expected and has therefore made you nut earlier than expected.

"Oh shit!" Nathan prematurely yelled and grabbed Emily's head as she repeatedly rapped on his mike.

by deemayjee September 22, 2022