The Norris Table

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.

*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.

by beatgoon June 28, 2011

Norris House

A dorm at milton academy, full of total badasses who combine class, and kickassery to beat the shit out of every other dorm at Milton, forbes in particular.

Forbes Douche: I wish I was in Norris, bro, so Ill pretend I really like forbes to throw people off

Wolcott Stoner: If I wasnt baked out of my mind, i probably would too.

Goodwin Outcast: If I was in Norris, i wouldnt have to walk ten minutes next to a graveyard every day to get to the real campus. but I wouldnt have to have butt buddies either!

day students: Norris House kicks ass.

by wsn37 July 16, 2011

Chuck Norris

You can't find him, no matter where you look, but Chuck Norris finds you

Chuck Norris is everywhere, nowhere and in his house

by Professor White March 20, 2021

Harry Norris

He has a 8inch cock with a lot of friend

Damn it’s a killian defo has no friend

OMG it’s a Harry Norris we must be friend with hin

by Bigthunderdick9000 May 14, 2021

Chuck Norris

A form of joke that died in 2007, but is still used today by many pseudo-nine-year-olds.

Person 1: Hey dude want to hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure, whatever.
Person 1: Chuck Norris died 20-
Person 2: *shoots Person 1*

by Leonardo DiCapuccino November 27, 2015

Chuck Norris

1) Virtually everyone on Urbandictionary.com hates for some odd reason. (butthurt)
2) An actor
3) A very good martial artist (at least he has the balls to stand up to Bruce Lee)

Don't be butthurt over Chuck Norris

by Talon Of Fear January 26, 2017

Chuck Norris

A man who can talk to Jesus, he flies trains and drives planes. He LOVES kids and eats children.

Chuck Norris doesn't speak to Jesus, Jesus speaks to him

by Graysocks1111 November 18, 2019