oklahoma university

Home of Levi Schmitmeyer and the national weather center.

Weatherman Levi naps hard and studies hard at Oklahoma University

by Jendowowmene March 16, 2017

Oklahoma threesome

An Oklahoma threesome involves a man, a goat and a pony. It usually involves the man having anal sex with the goat while the pony performs a rimjob on the man.

Ma caught shitty Bill having an Oklahoma threesome in the barn. He was feeding to the goat while the pony licked his heiny.

by Egor Gorginski August 4, 2017

oklahoma picnic

When you butter up an ear of corn and place it in your partners rectum.

Thomas had a nice Oklahoma picnic with his girlfriend.

by David Andres July 6, 2018

oklahoma pocket

An oklahoma pocket is a fat roll so deep that it requires it's own deodorant application and can store loose change or other valuables.

I was in the shower and I found a fresh-smelling yet sweaty $20 bill in my fat roll; these oklahoma pockets are always full of forgotten treasures.

by SubDefinee March 7, 2016

Oklahoma Coma

When a man inserts his erect penis into another person's mouth (forceable oral sodomy )while they are passed out. If you are in Oklahoma and the recipient of this is passed out drunk, this is legal. Thus the name.

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!

by TDGSR April 29, 2020

Oklahoma steamer

A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual

Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday

by Ceejbuddy July 20, 2016

The Oklahoma Canoe

Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.

This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.

by Mr.JM March 6, 2022