Nutty Ned

A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.

Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

Throw a nutty

A sudden spike in energy after suffering from cabin fever in the dead of winter, which is spent by sprinting, jumping, and playing intensely.

My dog, Bingo, will throw a nutty after spending too much time indoors by sprinting from room to room in a circular manner and jumping on furniture.

by Jiggerbat April 23, 2009

feeling nutty

"feeling nutty" means, you are feeling a bit homosexual AKA having sex with the same gender.

Hey boys im "feeling nutty". boys: if your down i am *smirk*

by lol a rust player August 2, 2021

Nutty Elvis

An epic form of s’more that is lovingly made with graham crackers, lightly toasted marshmallows, chocolate, and two layers of crunchy peanut butter.

Gimmie a big bite of that delicious Nutty Elvis!

by vikingdvr August 20, 2021

Junkie Nutty

When a circus monkey drugs you and cuts open your nut sack and puts peanuts the size of your fists inside. SHAZZAM!!!! You now have the Junkie Nutty!!!

“Bro I’m so high what did that monkey do to me?”
“Bro you got the Junkie Nutty”

by IsaacJ404 October 3, 2019

nutty kunt

nutty kunt - word created by an angry stoner , usually aimed at someone fat and stupid either named david wynand or casey.

oi ya nutty kunt!

by gary wills January 5, 2011

nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021