National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

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National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022

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Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 02, 2023

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May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

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The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 04, 2020

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Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure

by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021

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April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'

its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
Yes

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