sarah morrison

A girl who is kind and beautiful and smart very smart she picks weird freinds and is weird herself she is shy at first but once she opens up to you she is the most amazing person ever she is funny and if you meet her never let her go because she is the only one like her
Guy: I met the most amazing girl
Other guy: yeah you must have met Sarah Morrison
by 1182838593929293844 November 28, 2020
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morrison cabonilas

A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.
Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"

Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
by Scott Thommy February 08, 2024
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Neill Morrison

Noun: Diligent middle aged man with a beard and no motorcycles. Allergic to cats and Elliott Keen.
Stop being such a Neill Morrison and let's go home already.
by Grindrboi August 28, 2021
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