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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"how do you know she is a witch"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
somepeople call me.. Tim?
by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005
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only the funniest movie ever made, fuck everything else or i'll fart in your general direction you silly english cannigets!
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"First, you must find the tallest most mightiest tree in the whole forest"
"yes"
"Then you must cut it down.... with this Haddock!"
"NI NI NI NI NI"

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A really funny movie "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

and "What is the flight rate of an unladen swallow" as well as the de-limbed black knight are some of the better parts. You should totally watch it, it's good. I'm surprised nobody else has put up a definition of it, go PSC class of 2015
Hey, have you seen monty python and the holy grail?

No,
Well, aren't you grumpy
No, i'm not grumpy
Have you had your applesauce yet

...no
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Monty de la cruz is a character from 13 Reasons Why he is really caring to his friends and he is really sweat to his boyfriend Winston so he is really nice but he is gay and his dad doesnt accept that. That makes him mad and he is a very angry character because of it. He hides his sexuality in case people will find out because he just wants to be accepted
"I just want to be accepted and so does Monty de la cruz"
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monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...
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