Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016

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montgomery steamroller

The process of fucking another’s mouth when a mix of cum and feces in the others mouth

Yesterday Johnny gave me a Montgomery Steamroller, I still have the taste in my mouth.

by TunasubBackwards069 May 28, 2019

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Montgomery

A man with a very massive shlong but the fattest face you’ll ever see omg. Like it’s bigger than nickokado avocado. Usually 7 - 9 chins

My boyfriend is a Montgomery, I choose to not look at his face

by LadderDadder December 10, 2023

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Montgomery Biscuit

The cumshot that gets your sister pregnant.

Jimmy-Bob: “What’d you do this weekend Cletus?”
Cletus: “I did a Montgomery Biscuit.”
Jimmy-Bob: “Congrats, fourth one for y’all right?”

by SisterLover69 August 30, 2025

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April Montgomery is a fictional character from the story The Shaw Brothers in the Episode app. Many people would call her a fruit because her love interest, Christopher Shaw, calls her apricot. However, by some people, she would be acknowledged as a crybaby. April is girl who’s very emotional and she cries every chapter of The Shaw Brothers. She even gave up Yale University for Christopher, and said he’s his whole world. All she wanted was some dick. She’s a very small girl who can’t reach the pedals while driving, so she may be a hazard to the people in traffic. She’s also very stupid, but can sometimes be very sweet.

“omg whys that girl crying so much? “
“she must be April Montgomery!”

by wh0re for shaw May 18, 2021

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