monk

Is the peculiar sounding mating call of the animal Retard retardona. It is usually shouted out (but sometimes whispered) casually between members of the species. Only three members of the species exist, as the whole race disappeared with the dawn of human intelligence. The three members live, learn and mate within the compounds of the campion enterprise and go by the names of Theo, Matthew and Bassim.

Theo: MONK!!!!!!
Matthew: MONK!!!!!!!!
Bassim: MONK!!!!!!!!!
Theo: MONK!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew: MONK!!!!!!!!
Bassim: MONK!!!!!!!!!

by Prince Harry February 4, 2005

monk

Amature weed smoker

That monk over there coughed into the bong and flooded the bowl

by Anonymous November 20, 2002

monke

1) a man with a short penis, and usually in a state of denial.
2) a chode.

1) Yo man, stop acting like a monke you fool.
2) Hey, that monke is gradually getting shorter.

by anonymous May 5, 2003

monk

short for monk0re

get fuxked j00 fuxking monk

by monk March 15, 2004

monk

used as an insult to someone, and also can be used in place of f*ckin'

you monk!

i couldn't get the monkin' thing to work.

by Matt April 4, 2004

Monk

A bite, usually large, and sometimes aggressive.

"Give us a monk on that piece of cake"

by Dexter22 January 16, 2009

Monk

A religious lil' bald dude who doesn't talk.

Stop being such a racist monk!

by CrazyMurderer17 June 30, 2016