Milton

A village containing the worst children in the uk, they hate surrounding areas like shipton as it holds disgusting human beings

I went to milton and saw people smoking weed

by Lemonbadger April 19, 2018

Milton

He's often hard to found a girl Who like him and he often living alone

Milton is ugly

by Blabläblablä October 13, 2017

George Milton

A sloppy and quick hand job using an excessive amount of lube. Named for George from "Of Mice and Men" due to his quick wit and proclivity for keeping one hand in a lotion saturated glove to protect it from the hardships of farm work.

I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.

by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023

Milton

A foul creature with an enormous pp and uncontrollable rizz but is secretly a sussy baka. He likes to annoy the people he considers his friends.

What an annoying guy.
Yeah, what a bitch ass Milton.

by pp_koala March 2, 2023

Milton

Milton is a good friend of Zigic.

Oh! Milton is playing chess with Zigic again!
They are like couples

by WZY February 8, 2023

Milton Keynes Hardman

Abbreviation: MK Hardman

A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:

1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape

Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.

Further information will be added as we coin the term further.

“Ooooop, here comes a Milton Keynes hardman”

“Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”

by MK Hardman Studies Institute January 27, 2024

Lachlan Milton

GAY

Hey look over there its Lachlan Milton, he is Gay!

by SharpDog69 October 28, 2019