Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

Milton

Milton is the most pure and innocent person ever. Anyone named Milton loves teddy bears, cats and unicorns!

Look at the simp Milton

by Detoor April 17, 2021

milton hilton

Maplehurst jail (Correctional complex) in Milton, Ontario, Canada.
“The Milton Hilton”

Buddy got sent off to the Milton Hilton for a series of assaults.

by Hotsauce7018 March 5, 2024

George Milton

A sloppy and quick hand job using an excessive amount of lube. Named for George from "Of Mice and Men" due to his quick wit and proclivity for keeping one hand in a lotion saturated glove to protect it from the hardships of farm work.

I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.

by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023

Milton

A homosexual man who falls between a bear and a twink and almost never drinks beer, exercises, or eats vegetables.

“What are you going to get to drink?”
“I’m not sure, anything other than a beer.”
“Oh my god, you’re being such a Milton.”

by PartyCroc August 17, 2025

H@milton

Attractive,liked by most,usually a tall person,ladies man ,huge dick,known as cockzilla also usually is a sex machine and a all around pussy magnet (performs well in bed)

H@milton the great

by Hehaldem November 3, 2016

Milton Bakker

someone hot from Marienburg

Milton Bakker is geil

by agirlhedoesntlike February 1, 2021