meatloaf

“Have you seen that meatloaf right there?”
“That’s a homosexual if i’ve ever seen one!”
by baobab69 December 16, 2022
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Meatloaf

A cat that does not have its legs or tail showing
Noun: Look at this meatloaf on the couch.
Verb: The cat meatloafed on the couch.
by SpagooterSquad26 June 21, 2022
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Meatloaf

When you step in a mud puddle unexpectedly and it leaves a ring of dirt around your shoe.
Louise got a meatloaf and walked to classes
squeaking loudly.
by coltymonster March 03, 2022
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Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022
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Meatloaffing

1. Verb: When someone posts status updates on social media sites that are unfinished or incomplete. Just like meatloafs songs "I would do anything for love but won't do that" and "two out three ain't bad".
Sara: "Omg something incredible bad happened to day and have no idea how to deal with it".

Tess: "what happened so bad that requires a public forum even though deep personal problems should probably be keep between only your closest friends."

Sara:....

Tess: thinks "God damn, people and their meatloaffing."
by Dave MacDavidson. July 30, 2013
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meatloaf shimmy

A synonym for “pushing rope.”
“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”
by Rectangle Boy December 27, 2017
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