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leon mackellar

a shit taker who has the smallest dick ever and he munches on his own and wanks over boys, he jizzs on his male teacher because he gets turnt on and goes hard over chickens and he is the biggest bastard ever
"do u no leon mackellar"
"fuck yh his dick is miget"
"i know right, its unbeleivable"
by princess8 November 4, 2011
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Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers

An exclamation of suprise. As made by the famous Twitterer Georgia.
"I just got the new McFly album"
"Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers! You lucky cow! Lets see!...Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers Dougie looks well fit!"
"Danny pwns the photo..!"
by Giggling_cinderella June 15, 2009
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college sainte marcelline

bitch ass school with a handful of good ppl the rest are a bunch of stuck up virgin mary's that don't know how to act. the school itself is all broken down and looks like a fkg correction facility from the outside even though we're not that pour. we get a boring ass high school experience
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Mackrel

a very similar game to door knob. after someone farts, they have to say safety. if this magical word is not uttered and another person shouts 'Mackrel', then the farter must run to the sea and swim to touch a mackrel.

this word has been introduced as a replacement for door knob as the door knob game has escaladed to become too famous a game that it is no longer interesting. therefore, now if someone is unfortunate enough to be caught short and does not utter the word safety before someone says mackrel, then they are truely and utterly fucked! :D
Henry: (Parp) Ahhhhh that felt good. :)

Oli: Oh yeah??? MACKREL!!!

Henry: Oh fuck me. This isnt good.

Oli: (pound pound pound!)

Ed: hey guys what's going on?

Oli: I got Henry on Mackrel!

Ed: ...

COOL!!!!

(pound pound pound)


*10 years later*

(somewhere in the middle of the atlantic ocean)

Henry: I got it!!!! I touched a mackrel!!!

Oli: Well done... ^o)

Henry: (parp)

Oli: Mackrel!

Henry: Fuck!

Oli: (pound pound pound)

Henry: (bang)

Oli: Oh! he appears to have shot and killed himself... oh dear!
by Ting Tong Tinkabong October 16, 2008
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