meatloaf

a homosexual.

“Have you seen that meatloaf right there?”
“That’s a homosexual if i’ve ever seen one!”

by baobab69 December 16, 2022

Meatloaf

A cat that does not have its legs or tail showing

Noun: Look at this meatloaf on the couch.
Verb: The cat meatloafed on the couch.

by SpagooterSquad26 June 21, 2022

Meatloaf

When you step in a mud puddle unexpectedly and it leaves a ring of dirt around your shoe.

Louise got a meatloaf and walked to classes
squeaking loudly.

by coltymonster March 03, 2022

weasel meatloaf

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy

Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard

by Beilfetish April 03, 2018

Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.

No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.

by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022

Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.

"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019

Polish meatloaf

The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot

Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!

by Jesus's butthole February 10, 2015