kiwi fap

Fapping to a kiwi in the middle of class.

Person 1: *clap clap clap* KIWI!!!
Person 2: John! Are you doing the kiwi fap again?!?!

by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018

kiwi chan

a man, a women and a fruit all put together in one final form

kiwi chan is god?

by god of roulette June 08, 2021

Kiwi kiss

Like an Aussie kiss, but next door.

I French kissed this girl, then I aussie kissed this girl, and then finally I kiwi kissed this girl.

by Tana's Handbag August 08, 2006

Kiwi Slang

It’s a informal way of talking used by New Zealanders

“Wanna go to the pools?”
“Yeah nah”
“Is that kiwi slang?”
“Yeah, nah”

by Kiwitwat December 12, 2017

Eating Kiwi

When you're going down on a beautiful young girl perhaps a virgin that is extremely fresh, clean, and juicy her vagina tastes like a kiwi, therefore you are eating kiwi.

"Nah Bob's busy right now, he's eating kiwi"
"Hey is that some kiwi on your chin?"

by B.I. Josephs January 31, 2007

Kiwi

A codeword for Lhiam Andrews-Bancroft.

For some reason, Kiwi is tied to chicken fingers in my brain.

by Ivaaa December 18, 2010

Bobbing for Kiwis

Fellatio

We didn't actually "do it", she just went bobbing for kiwis.

by Liberator69 October 22, 2010