Jovan

A very short person with a head bigger than the continent of Asia and an ego twice the size of his head. This person thinks he is always right in an argument and it’s impossible to argue with them because they talk so loud

Omg that guy has a huge head, he must be a jovan

by Guard of Rome April 21, 2020

Juan Carlos

Small but mighty. Friendly and helpful but less expected when you need him at an instant.

I called Juan Carlos for help. He was here in no time!

by Sydney.co March 7, 2015

Juan

Juan is a kind young dinosaur who roared its way its out of his fathers vagina. Anyone who is friends with a Juan will be gay for the rest of their lives because juans large and juicy dick will attract all genders

The wild juans blue clothing made my panties wet and my panties were strangely placed on my door

by Reptilian Dick April 20, 2017

Jovan

A guy who is E awesome and who is really stupid at some times , he is most likely to put a paper clip in a outlet and survive. All the girls love him and he gets along with anyone , he is gifted in gaming and no one wants to mess with him.

Your like jovan

Like Wao jovan !

by iToad.z April 20, 2018

Juan

The most adorable boy you will ever meet. He's a huge dork and you will love him forever if you meet him. He's basically completely perfect. He's a real guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile on your worst days and feel like you're worth way more than you think. The only thing is he'll make you worry nonstop! You will never want to leave his side.

Person 1: Oh my god, I just met the most perfect person ever!
Person 2: Must be a Juan.

by pio_pio September 10, 2011

Juan Dixon

The most outstanding, most decorated players to ever grace the floor of Cole Field House.

Also see University of Maryland God

Foul him so he can show you his 91% free throw shooting ability

Also allow him room on the three point line so he can make it rain

I don't wanna be like mike and I am not Tiger Woods. I want Juan Dixon in mouth

by boobooboo1 March 30, 2010

Jovan Vazquez

A friendly, sociable, easy-going guy, who is sometimes manic, always fun and usually of Puerto Rican descent. Friends love him; Geico fears him. Hobbies include food-photography, moonlighting as a midget pole dancer that vaguely resembles Rod Stewart and compulsively playing with light switches.

The show was profoundly amazing and emotionally powerful; much like Jovan Vazquez's dance performance, to "Tiny Dancer."

by Iamafisherman January 15, 2011