josiah and kenadee

The best couple that could ever exist in the whole FREAKIN WORLD. kenadee genuinely cares more about josiah but josiah acts like they care more. If there is ever a josiah and kenadee together. Be aware because they are the best couple ever to exist. kenadee is usually hotter than josiah but they feel like the ugly ones in the relationship. never let a kenadee go because they are very rare. If a kenadee and josiah ever come across to each other, then they are soulmates for sure.

omg look it’s josiah and kenadee, they are so cute!

by sweet person May 30, 2022

Josiah Mirville

This supposed Human Male is actually an alien sent down to Earth who is omniscient but acts innocent around "his" friends.

Josiah Mirville is being suspicious

by Anngle January 7, 2022

Josiah and zara

Zara is sooooooo beautiful is is the besides gf in the world. She is sooooo fineeeeee and hottttttt.josiah is just ehh. But Zara zar is the best

Josiah and zara walk in: hi Zara and Josiah
This totally makes sense

by Zaralover123xjosiah456 May 26, 2024

Josiah

Josiahs are some of the most important people that you will ever meet, they are always sweet even if they act tough if you meet a josiah dont let them go!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you let a josiah go.....

yeah, why?

you have no idea what you just did!!!!!!!

by YoUr local gf March 30, 2022

Josiah

Fucking fatass looks like a fish and a raccoon

You look like a elephant and a raccoon had sex
Fatass=Josiah

by Holden Werner October 29, 2019

Josiah Palacios

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.

Josiah Palacios is a bigger unit than Howard.

by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020

Josiah Effect

short circuit that happens in the wiring of the brain when one first experiences a visual encounter with Josiah

Random bitch: Bro who’s Josiah?
Other random : That one dude from orange who’s hella buff

Random bitch: Yo no homo but he’s beautiful

Well that’s just the Josiah effect

by Lolheyyyy July 25, 2021