by Kaylabossy March 9, 2020

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
by lisa277 October 15, 2019

Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!
February 20th is labeled the best day.
February 20th is labeled the best day.
Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day
by Duderruder February 20, 2025

Get A Girlfriend Day is on February 5, and on that day people that are single are forced to have a girlfriend, if they don’t get one in the up coming month of March, they will be forced to throw it back until they do it.
by K-9-47 January 5, 2021

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

by Itsonlyjoshhere November 27, 2020
