The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023
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