Clayton Elder

A dumbass that hates humanity

look at clayton elder

what a dumbass

by iSammyJammy November 6, 2020

elder herding

The practice of shuttling your older parents or relatives from place to place because they cannot drive or have mobility issues, and associated with the difficulty and added time that takes.

Taking my parents to the pharmacy and grocery store was a frustrating exercise in elder herding.

by websherpa June 10, 2021

elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.

'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'

by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023