National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 3, 2021

National Stick a dick in it day

May 26: National Stick a dick in it day

A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there

Happy National Stick a dick in it day, So go stick a dick in it Selena

by Will Kalamon June 9, 2018

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

National grab dick day

The 3rd of February, the girls can grab any boy dick single or taken.

Me: it’s national grab dick day

Them: yay...

by The_real_boo February 2, 2021

National Little Dick Day

On May 18 it’s a dedicated day for people like Kendry who have little dicks.

“Yo Joe, have you heard of Kendry’s dedicated day it’s known as National Little Dick Day.”

by NOCALLERID May 15, 2020

International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick

Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!

by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021

National Grab Dick Day

October 4th is national grab dick day! so grab that boys dick!!

hey you cant get mad tim its national grab dick day

by CripBlood64 October 4, 2019