that's the way the cookie crumbles

(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way

Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004

Crumbly

A person who is exceedingly annoying and probably the world's worst person. DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH CRUMBLY PEOPLE.

Man, that tall Asian girl who hangs out in room W719 and bakes things, and uses that one cabinet next to the cups is awful crumbly. I hate that bitch. Worst person ever.

by MostDefinitelyNotCrumblyPerson June 19, 2011

crumplesack

someone who goes beyond the margin of failure

jesus- look dad i created cancer- also known as michael

god- son you crumplesack

by leleleleelelelel April 8, 2017

crambles

The pieces of crap you take in the shower that can't fit down the drain, thus needing cramming with the toes to fit down the drain.

"Man, I had the mad $hitz yesterday, but a few crambles had to get jammed down the drain with my toes!"

by frankvsmaximvs May 3, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles

thats just how it goes or how it happens. theres nothing you can do about it.

Your dog just got hit by a car, someone says, thats the way the cookie crumbles.

by Liquid Racer May 31, 2004

crumble bed

The flattened pile of broken chips and crumbs found on the bottom of a bag of chips.

Hey, are there any chips left in that bag?
Sorry Bro, it's just crumble bed.

by jaxonzz9pza September 12, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage

Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan

by cul May 31, 2004