simultaneous ambidextoral coordination

The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.

This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.

by Nurse Ratchet February 24, 2023

Gender non conforming

Used in the queer community to label someone who is not a binary.

I’m genderfluid, so I’m gender non conforming.

by Poop and fart September 29, 2025

hands-eye coordination

The only benefit of playing video games (especially for hours on end) that children can easily mention, while all the others are the negative effects of excessive gaming

When my mom asks about all the time I spend gaming, I just tell her my hands-eye coordination is getting epic—it's the only benefit she acknowledges!

by Emotional Cruiser November 22, 2025

G.B.S. coordinates

The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.

I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???

by QuacksO September 30, 2018