whitewashing the ceiling

Whitewashing the ceiling is to jack-off or wank so vigorously that the cum shoots to the ceiling, thereby ‘Whitewashing’ it.

I had such a great wank last night that I ended up whitewashing the ceiling. Whitewash,wank,Jack-off

by Steve in Crete May 29, 2018

Ceiling shit

When one throws shit from an animal or themself on the ceiling and wait for it to fall.

Godamnit Ron ceiling shitting theirs stains everywhere

by LoCo_CaT June 16, 2018

punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 3, 2017

Ceiling Tittie

The glass cover for a ceiling light.

Our ceiling tittie has a gold rim around it.

by That_CaramelCHICKthooooo May 6, 2017

ceiling kink

when someone has a kink for humping a ceiling

john: “omg did you hear that celia has a ceiling kink!”
lewis: “no way brooo!”

by pussyeater20 December 23, 2017

Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021

ceiling the deal

A woman fucking the ceiling on a dude’s shoulders

Chris’ arms were getting tired from holding Cara up while she was ceiling the deal.

by The Plummers December 1, 2018