dylan carey

Dylan is the most amazing guy in the world if you are a Dylan you most likely have green eyes and a very large penis. He has a very flawless personality He has a very flawless personality And is sexy as hell
That is Dylan Carey I want to suck him off
by Djdjusis September 07, 2020
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When banging a girl bent over the bed with great force and you reverse the roll where she then bangs you with great force from behind with stap on accessories
by S. Walrus November 12, 2022
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Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr
Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull
by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021
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Mariah Carey

A very, unique, high pitch in the world of music
Friend: Whats the loudest sound you ever heard?

Me: Mariah Carey, of course
by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021
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Mariah Carey

Ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding… BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA
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Mariah Carey

An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"
by ScreamyFrog November 08, 2020
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Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.
Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN
by Pe/nis December 08, 2022
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