Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.
The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen
by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012
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crimson avenger

Being eaten out by a punter who doesn't know you're on your period.
Becca: girlies, Dave left the toilet seat up last night so I gave him a crimson avenger.
by sexual_harassment_panda100 April 17, 2010
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Crimson grenade

The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has

2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.
When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.
by Metcalfone July 11, 2015
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crimson terror

a force to be reconed with, to lose ones mind and only see the color red, beyond help, to be touched by evil and fueled by satan, a state of mind induced by alcohol and marijuana
Last nights pary was crimson terror
by jay and mo September 22, 2007
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crimson buffet

My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.
by voodoo.123 October 29, 2013
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alizarin crimson

One of Bob Ross's many colors he used to create the universe.
Person 1: What a beautiful red sunset!
Person 2: That's not red you ass, it's alizarin crimson. Bob Ross doesn't use red.
by Jimmbab November 20, 2015
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Crimson Clutch

Where a person takes there hand, and dips there hand in paint. And grabs a male or females ass to mark their territory.
I Crimson Clutched your girl last night.
by CBJSH18 January 15, 2015
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