A child molecule, of which the alegradins are not flase. She molests unconsenting adults, and her full name is Cadence "Cady" McGroomer. Cadence is at a small child's reding level, so that's how she holds with them before moleculing them. Has whipped and nae naed away from girls named Holiday in the past, she cannot be stopped because her gargantuan booty doesn't allow her to. Her breakdancing shoulder gnome Whispers sweet nothings into her ear on a daily basis alongside bad ideas that she thinks are good ones.
Grill named Holiday:"Woah she is has a real big booty woogity"
Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"
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Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"
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