Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

Bruv

The British version of bruh

"Oi whatcha got there bruv"
"A smoothie"

by ProDEADSTROKE May 19, 2021

Bruv

bruh in britanic exagerated pronunciation

Person 1: *falls*
Britanic Person: BRUV

by faus June 19, 2019

bruv x landon

The best and most epic ship in internet history. The bromance between him and I is strong.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.

landon: bruv x landon!??!?!?
bruv:

*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*

by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 24, 2021

Bruv

It means brother or friend. Calling someone bruv is just a nickname for a close friend.

"Oi bruv how you doin?"
"Oi bruv come downstairs, mum wants you.!"

by strawberriesandream May 23, 2021

bruv

a word a comically generic British person would say.

"Bruv oi chap I got the pumpy, you want to go out and get some tea and crumpets mate, bruv"

by Bread Cat Cat December 18, 2020

bruv

Bruv is a variation of Bruh where it has more of a slang version were it also means bro or just to catch a persons attention.

Hay bruv watcha doin.

by HawwainBro69420 July 16, 2022