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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianaacl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blackberry: The First Juvenile ž Release ź ż

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

The Blackberry business school

A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.

Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!

by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011

Dirty blackberry

When an inmate smuggles a phone into jail with their butthole. Can also be when someone sucks a clit until it turns purple.

I smuggled a dirty blackberry into our cell if you want to borrow it.

by Aj725 February 25, 2022

tap the Blackberry

SEX.

"Dude, I'm gonna tap the Blackberry."

"Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?"

by Gearbox78 August 25, 2009

In his BlackBerry

Variation on "in his cups" (i.e. inebriated): someone so concentrated/"zoned" on whatever message(s) coming forth from his/her BlackBerry/iPhone/Android device that literally everything else surrounding them (non-virtually-speaking) is reduced to literal background noise. Commonly encountered on the street, on public transport, or even in a bar.

Bill: Hey, Roger...Roger? Earth to Roger?

Roger: Um...yeah?

George: Never mind Rog, he's in his BlackBerry again.

by BWB July 12, 2010

Smashing the Blackberry

Accidently on purpose entering the back door while shagging doggy style.

We were doing it doggy doggy and i ended up smashing the blackberry

by ProMorriarty September 24, 2012