Brendan 

A extremely hot guy every girl is attracted to him his hair is so amazing he has every quality that a girl would look for his dick is 11.5 inches he is not very smart but a mad cunt also very sporty and the best and fittest in the whole class.

Brendan’s dick is so big I might suck it later

Brendan by Fletcher is a cunt August 25, 2019

Brendan 

Brendan is sometimes good at sports. He doesn’t say it he sprays it. He is spoiled he is at times a good friend but he is a rat. He will always snitch you out!

Jack: I just lit of firecrackers Brendan

Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something

Brendan by Cocksnort69 October 25, 2019

Brendan 

not a very good person with no life and no friends :)

ha there's brendan loooooser !!!!!

Brendan by gago2925 November 22, 2019

Brendan 

If your names Brandan with an a, ur just ew.

Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*

Brendan by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019

Brendan 

a guy who has “strawberry blonde” hair and thinks track and cross country is a sport👎

omg look it’s a bReNdaN...ew🚫

Brendan by Kk1185 November 26, 2019

Brendan 

Note to ParentsModern Slavery Act

Brendan.

Brendan by president clemmy December 7, 2019

Brendan 

A dad who goes to punk rock shows to get his balls tickled by fellow dads.

Adam went to that Green Day show and came back a total Brendan.

Brendan by SimpleStone December 11, 2019