An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.
Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!
by P.I amacher April 9, 2011
Get the Super Massive Black Hole Time Fluxmug. Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
Get the Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!mug. by Qazplmweroiu October 15, 2019
Get the black hole of fortnitemug. When you put cum inside one’s genitals and proceed to pull off their nipple and drink the milk when they lactate. then they proceed to get a surgery on their knee and put their milk inside until it explodes. then you get your neighbor named Timmy and proceed to open his rectum and get the booty crumbs, then proceed to fuck to fuck someone until a black hole appears and sucks up everybody including the earth.
David: bro I just gave Bonnie blue the Chicago black hole twister, dude it was crazy
Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*
Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*
by The Chicago menace July 2, 2025
Get the Chicago black hole twistermug. by Ultraphysics March 18, 2025
Get the Rotating black holemug. A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."
"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."
"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."
"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."
"I want a man who can use his words."
"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."
"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."
"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."
"I want a man who can use his words."
"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
Get the Insecure Black Holemug. A black hole drink is an alcoholic drink containing 3 strong liquors. Jägermeiser, Johnnie Walker (Double Black) and Jack Daniels (Old. no 7). The key to a successful black hole drink is to obtain it through a black plastic bag. If you don't possess plastic bags, it can still be enjoyed through a normal whiskey glass. (With crushed ice of course)
"Hey bro how was the party yesterday?"
"Fucking sick, we hammered black hole drinks all night and got wasted
"Damn i only drink tequila suicide, when i'm going extreme
"Fucking sick, we hammered black hole drinks all night and got wasted
"Damn i only drink tequila suicide, when i'm going extreme
by YourDailyAlcoholic May 29, 2017
Get the Black hole drinkmug.