Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.

Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!

by P.I amacher April 09, 2011

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

black hole

a singularity of infinite mass
usually used to describe caseoh or the average discord mod with an anime girl pfp

That person is so fat, he turned into a black hole.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 06, 2025

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

by Bangarangus75us October 01, 2022

Rotating black hole

Getting your ass fucked on a lazy Susan

I haven’t had a rotating black hole since college

by Ultraphysics March 18, 2025

Black Hole Whack-A-Mole

When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole

I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus

by Dingleberry Legacy June 09, 2018

Black hole

A black circle with sum spacey star stuff around it that will do somerthing if you go near it. We only have one photo of one and they couldn't even be bothered to focus the camera

P1:"Did you see that black hole photo"
P2:"Yh man it looked like my goldfish took that photo"
Scientists:*surprised pikachu face*

by GamerGirlUwU7537w9 April 17, 2019