fattie auntie 

Fattie auntie is a person who loves to eat she had a niece named lizzy and would always feed me food and I would never stop eating

Q:Fattie auntie would you like some food?
A: YES SI PORFAVOR!

fattie auntie by Fattie auntie November 22, 2018

look like somebody’s auntie 

you ugly

person one: AWWW HELLL NAHHH you look like somebody’s auntie

person two: *dead*

look like somebody’s auntie by theone😏 July 20, 2021

Ur auntie asexual 

Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes

Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)

Ur auntie asexual by JetStreamSam May 12, 2018

Unc(k)/Auntie

Unc(k)/Auntie Is a drug related street term for a man or woman who comes around and buys drugs, whatever it may be.

Unc(k)/Auntie
Could be an actual family member, a family friend or just a person of older age (OG).

"Alright I'll catch y'all later I gotta' serve

my unk/(auntie) up real quick. "

"That cheese really coming in!!! Ain't that right auntie/(unk) ??? "

"Naaa, that's not really my auntie , she just a custo."

"Damn Unk !!! Where you been??? Last time I came around with that shit I aint hear from you in a week!!!"

Unc(k)/Auntie by ShaleHamster October 16, 2019

Ur Auntie Non-Binary 

Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.

Bob: Ur mom gay.

Thomas: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary

*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends

Ur Auntie Non-Binary by Big N095 June 19, 2018

twitter auntie 

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

twitter auntie by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016

Ur Auntie a Thotie 

The most terrifying and most feared insult in any language known, and has the power to win any argument with a simple phrase.

Andrew: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u
Andrew: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur auntie a thotie
Andrew: *entire human race vanished from exsistence*

Ur Auntie a Thotie by The reincarnation of Jesus May 10, 2018