Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

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Ark Re:Code

An adult video game developed by Neversoft and published by Erolabs in early November, 2023. This game of adventure, sci-fi type with lots of cute girls to chhose from. The four main are Lucia, Apathy, Rafael, and Claire.

Ark Re:Code is just fantastic! I love Lucia so much!

by LaserImouto November 18, 2023

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D ark

“D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny

Or some person who is extremely emo

“Ay Ayden why can’t you stop being such a D ark”

by Ak lol September 10, 2021

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Ark

A Mediocre video game which takes years to update.

Or a ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every kind of animal from the Flood; Noah's ark.

I want to play ark! 5 years later. Oh, it's still downloading...

by Thy rat king April 8, 2023

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