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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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Ark

A Mediocre video game which takes years to update.

Or a ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every kind of animal from the Flood; Noah's ark.
I want to play ark! 5 years later. Oh, it's still downloading...
by Thy rat king April 8, 2023
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ark

a friedn that will never betray u11! Right ark? right. Ark tell me now. TELL ME ARK TELL ME!
hi ark
by aaaamong us in real life November 11, 2021
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ARK

Otherwise known as a virgin

NEVER play this game
Josh and Freddie have started playing ark again oh lord
by Moosebums May 24, 2021
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Ark Week

Een week waarbij Ark Survival Evolved full time gespeeld wordt.
Ik heb echt zin in ark week!
by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025
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Ark victoria

Shittest school in ends. Fuck Mr nandi the fag. Most of the mans that go there are snakes 🐍. Only loyal mans in the school are rahat ahsan yahye and hudzz. All the girls are clapped 🤮. Go sym if ur reading this
by U don't know me g October 9, 2021
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Ark

its a amazing boy
U cant explain
by ivanashoeislol May 22, 2021
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