December 8th

National make a chair out of snow, put some glasses on and get some binoculars and stalk your neighbors!

*friend walks by* Why are sitting in a snow chair in the middle of your lawn?
"its december 8th so i'm stalking my neighbors

by CrzyCookie November 16, 2020

February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy

Sara : damn he's born on February 8th? He must be really hot then

by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019

February 8th

The day when the worlds most beautiful human is born, funny too

1)You were born on February 8th?

2)Yes
1) Will you marry me?

by S0me_random_guy November 24, 2021

February 8th

National: Tell one of your secrets to your bestfriend & ask out your crush!

Emma: I really really like you Xavi...

Xavier: Isn't it February 8th?

Emma : yea.. you are my bestfriend n my crush

by nationalday.queen January 28, 2021

November 8th

November 8th is national grab an ass day, if you see an ass and consent was inferred, grab that shit.

Guy: Its November 8th!
Girl: Oh National Grab an ass day?
Guy: *raises eyebrows*
Girl: Fine.

by dumbassdefinitions November 05, 2019

November 8th

Give your crush your sweatshirt no matter what they say

Guy: hey here’s my sweatshirt

Crush: ok but why

Guy : because it’s November 8th

by Cute couples21 November 08, 2019

november 8th

national girls say yes day, no matter the question you just have to say yes!

dude: i like u wanna go out?
girl: yes!

november 8th

by katek October 07, 2021