man 1: yo I just got a new eggplant, wanna try it with me.
man 2: YEAH BOI
woman: wait wtf
man 1: just shove it in my ass when your ready
man 2: YEAH BOI
woman: wait wtf
man 1: just shove it in my ass when your ready
by oofie447 March 5, 2019
Get the eggplantmug. The site and smell of one’s penis after spending at least 4 nights on the Margaree River fishing 8-12 hours daily, having gone unbathed and a lack of adequate food and water.
Bobby Sinclair- man it’s been 7 days on the river steady! I just picked up this hitchhiker girl and I think I’m gonna have to give her the Margaree eggplant!
by boatedRus July 17, 2024
Get the Margaree eggplantmug. by #koltogsjd June 3, 2019
Get the eggplantmug. The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals
Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
by boatedRus July 23, 2025
Get the Matapedia eggplantmug. by ThatOneGUYinschool December 28, 2019
Get the Eggplantmug. by IIazrealII January 5, 2018
Get the eggplant milkmug. by DidyuSeee March 26, 2019
Get the Eggplantmug.