Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

Opposite day

Its officially opposite day on january 11th.

Im not a twink
"But its opposite day"
fuck

by ExpressiveMoonman January 11, 2024

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

National send an ass pic day!

January 12th is send an ass pic day!!! You must send an ass pic to whoever sent u this s

Happy national send an ass pic day!!

by Bob Bcbobby January 11, 2024

National kiss a blonde day

12. of january is for kissing your blonde girlfriend or friend!!!.

cool Kiss Blondie its national Kiss a blonde day

by wowowow January 12, 2024

National Free Shot Day

Anyone who orders a Shot of hard liquor is entitled to a Free Shot of the same on January 14th of any year.

It is National free shot day bro!

by I fly kites January 14, 2024

Memeland day

This day commemorates the declaration of the First Memelandic Republic, June 9, 1793.

Memelandics celebrate June 9 because it's Memeland day.

by tehmemelandicrepublik January 14, 2024