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The Obsession Troy has with Elora's Ass

He worships...No he praises Elora's ass, he has a miniature shrine in his book bag as he walks the halls of high school. He goes into the bathroom after every hour to "polar bear one out" as Troy said as I asked him. He even said that he "rubbed one out" in class as he sat behind her. All of the things Troy has done to get close to that big juicy ass, has caused him to be classified as a sex offender.
The Obsession Troy has with Elora's Ass has caused Troy to be classified to be a sex offender.
by LangerBanger December 5, 2016
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Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.
Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017
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Slippery hard cock ass slap

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex
ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?
by Bareback loard May 30, 2015
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I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass

The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.
Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen
by V-Man April 18, 2005
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louisiana pig sloppin ass fuck

The act in which two gay men commit beastiality by having intercourse with and infant pig. This act causes the piglet's organs to be forced out of it's other orphices. There is also a large amount of fecal matter that accumulates during the process.
Hey Billy, my dad's pig just gave birth. Let's go do a louisiana pig sloppin ass fuck. It will be fun.
by johnnydogbluff August 7, 2011
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NATIONAL GRAB DAT ASS DAY

NATIONAL GRAB THAT ASS DAY is when you grab all the ass you can
September 13 is now NATIONAL GRAB DAT ASS DAY because Senior Brown PeePee says so.
by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 11, 2019
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