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grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"
Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.
by irishpunk84 July 10, 2010
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Slippery hard cock ass slap

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex
ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?
by Bareback loard May 30, 2015
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The Obsession Troy has with Elora's Ass

He worships...No he praises Elora's ass, he has a miniature shrine in his book bag as he walks the halls of high school. He goes into the bathroom after every hour to "polar bear one out" as Troy said as I asked him. He even said that he "rubbed one out" in class as he sat behind her. All of the things Troy has done to get close to that big juicy ass, has caused him to be classified as a sex offender.
The Obsession Troy has with Elora's Ass has caused Troy to be classified to be a sex offender.
by LangerBanger December 5, 2016
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Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.
Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017
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big ass fucking anime tiddies

big ass fucking anime tiddies are really hot and all us nerds love them and am get me some big ass fucking anime tiddies now
by Pussyslayer6969420 for anime November 4, 2021
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I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass

The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.
Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen
by V-Man April 18, 2005
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