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What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.
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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
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I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.
Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy
Person two: “but he has a child
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
by Bear5599 February 5, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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I poke you

I poke you means I love you there is poke replaced to love because Athena gaming said to his subscribers "I poke you fam". If any Athena subscribers are here then know this word very well
Athena Gaming is a pubg player and he always says "poke you guys" and poke defines to love in korean.
I poke you means I love you there is poke replaced to love because Athena gaming said to his subscribers "I poke you fam". If any Athena subscribers are here then know this word very well
by Faixan December 21, 2021
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Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water
I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send
by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023
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