tard

Someone who is so retarded to the point where the "re" is taken off the rest of the word.

Matt: Chris is such a tard. He is so caught up in his bullshit to the point that he forgot where his class was, and then yelled at the teacher when she told him it was the wrong class.

by condom balls 33 April 24, 2023

Nig-tard

Kfc eating retard

Kys nig-tard

by FAGGIUM May 8, 2023

Fuck tard

A person that thinks they’re smart but gets proven wrong

Wow man you see that fuck tard over there

by BIGPAPA JR October 26, 2019

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Sheep-tard

Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.

Wow look at all the sheep-tards.... Could you imagine being that blind?

by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020

Tard

A person that is madly in love with one of his friends.

Hey you know that guy Gabe he is a tard.

by DaBaby511 November 6, 2021

Coochie-tard

When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman who has down syndrome.

I pulled a coochie-tard yesterday.

by Twan86 November 7, 2021