Salty

Me :)

Friend group: stef you are a very salty boi
Me: what makes you say that?
Friend group: you're screaming at the fact that you aren't edgy

by SaltyStef January 5, 2020

Salty duct

When your getting face fucked and take a load to the nose then it squirts out of your tear duct

If you cum in my mouth after I told you not to you're going to get a salty duct!

by Aphroditerain November 26, 2017

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

Salty

When Owen gets last kill on Oliver and now Oliver can’t sleep at night.

Oliver’s salty that Owen has last kill.

by Oliver’s a salty boyyyy May 7, 2021

Salty Wale

Salty Whale is when you ask a question to get the teacher off topic

in Latin class studentA: hey Mr.127, what does amo amare come from?

Mr.12: you see studenA, it comes from no Salty Wales

by BigDaddyShaq December 15, 2019

SALTY

Salty: Term invented by sociopaths, narcissists, psychopaths and borderlines to justify their abuse, and victim blame those who disagree with them. Middle finger to all the trolls who disagree:)

Jim was salty when Tina and James spread false rumors about him at work.

by JR1976 November 4, 2018

Salty Dipstick

The Act of sucking Semen off a Penis After the Performance Of Docking , Spitting the Semen into the Anal Cavity, Insert Penis Into cavity to measure the amount of Semen deposited.

Featuring a translucent outer shell with a solid inner core, Salty Dipstick series is more like a work of art.

by Suron Thamos February 20, 2023