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dick-penis

eat shit, you fucking dick-penis!
by ryan_the_fish May 8, 2008
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snake penis

A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.
Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.
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Penis Saber

A game typically played by 2 males. Both players stand in front of the toilet and start peeing into it. While peeing you must use your pee-stream as a light saber and clash against the other pee-stream. The first person whos lightsaber runs out of energy is the loser. Added points for sound effects.
Guy1: Hey wanna play Penis Saber?
Guy2: Only if I can be Darth Vader
by Sabazou January 3, 2009
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penis privilege

darwin watterson from the amazing world of gumball has huge scissors and will cut that limp 2 inch meat of yours if you misbehave. no cap
darwin: i CANNOT believe you ate my cum wraps. come here you sexy motherfucker, you have lost penis privilege.
by pierre poolwater January 26, 2020
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Penis Chin

A chin that juts out in one direction that slightly resembles a penis.
Dude, that chicks penis chin made it so hard to make out.
by Marie Ressler December 21, 2009
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penis bird

A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......
Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?

Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation

The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation
by markunami March 20, 2007
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Penis Tent

Otherwise expressed as "pee-pee tent," the penis tent is a communistic gathering under the sickle and hammer. It has next to zero sexual under-intonation; however, in the right context, it is an extremely suggestive form of flirtation.

The building of the penis tent required multiple men. Note the past tents. Formally, this act signified the creation of stonehenge.

Now, it is nothing but a metaphor for a male gathering.

See Greg for more information.

All credit to Lucy for the invention of this term.
Fellow scientologists, we shall gather when the moon is high beneath the circle formed by the ancient penis tent.
by penis tent lover 23 June 5, 2020
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